THE ENGINEER SONG (Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillibillies)

Come and listen to a story bout a man name Jed,
A poor College Kid barely kept his family fed
But then one day he was talking to a recruiter,
He said "They'll pay ya big bucks if ya work on a computer",
Unix that is . . . CRT's . . . Workstations;

Well the first thing ya know ol' Jed's an Engineer,
The kinfolk said "Jed move away from here",
They said "Arizona is the place ya oughta be",
So he bought some donuts and he moved to Ahwatukee,
Intel that is . . . dry heat . . . no amusement parks;

On his first day at work they stuck him in cube,
Fed him more donuts and sat him at a tube,
They said "Your project's late but we know just what to do,
Instead of 40 hours, we'll work you fifty-two!"
OT that is . . . unpaid . . . Mandatory

The weeks rolled by and things were looking bad,
Some schedules slipped and some managers were mad,
They called another meeting and decided on a fix,
The answer was simple, "We'll work him sixty-six",
Tired that is . . . stressed out . . . no social life

Months turned into years and his hair was turning gray,
Jed worked hard while his life slipped away,
Waiting to retire when he turned sixty-four,
Instead he got a call and they escorted him out the door,
Laid-off that is . . . Debreifed . . . Unemployed . . .           

Prove that (2/10) = 2

1. The Science student said:
     "This is impossible"
2. The Commerce student:
      "This is wrong"
3. The Medical student:
     "It's strange!,how it is possible"
4. The Engineering student : "It's so easy!"
                                            ( 2/10)
                                             Two/Ten
 'T' is common, hence = wo/en
Now,
 'W' is the 23rd letter in English and 'O' is the 15th ;
Similarly,
 'E' is 5th and 'N' is 14th .

  Hence (wo/en) = (23+15) / (5+14)
                         = (38/19)
                         = 2


ENGINEERS ARE NEVER WORRIED FOR:
What is the Answer
THEY WILL ONLY ASK:
Which Answer do u Want...........
"THAT IS AN ENGINEER !!"
                                           

Difference between 2-D and 3-D Transformation?

2-D Transformation:-Two dimensional transformation is the process by which we can change the shape,position and direction of any object w.r.t. to any co-ordinate system on background by translation, rotation, scaling and reflection.transformation is described in two categories:

1. Geometric Transformation
2. Co-ordinate Transformation

     

When object itself is moved relative to a stationary co-ordinate system or background, reffered as geometric transformation and applied to each point of the object.And while the co-ordinate system is moved relative to the object and object is held stationary then this process is termed as co-ordinate transformation.

3-D Transformation:-In three dimensional transformation,here we picture an imagionary pen or pointer which the  user commands to move from point to point.We save this pen's current position in some global variables, only now three variables are required : DF-PEN-X,  DF-PEN-Y and DF-PEN-Z, one for each of the three co-ordinates.

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