THE ENGINEER SONG (Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillibillies)

Come and listen to a story bout a man name Jed,
A poor College Kid barely kept his family fed
But then one day he was talking to a recruiter,
He said "They'll pay ya big bucks if ya work on a computer",
Unix that is . . . CRT's . . . Workstations;

Well the first thing ya know ol' Jed's an Engineer,
The kinfolk said "Jed move away from here",
They said "Arizona is the place ya oughta be",
So he bought some donuts and he moved to Ahwatukee,
Intel that is . . . dry heat . . . no amusement parks;

On his first day at work they stuck him in cube,
Fed him more donuts and sat him at a tube,
They said "Your project's late but we know just what to do,
Instead of 40 hours, we'll work you fifty-two!"
OT that is . . . unpaid . . . Mandatory

The weeks rolled by and things were looking bad,
Some schedules slipped and some managers were mad,
They called another meeting and decided on a fix,
The answer was simple, "We'll work him sixty-six",
Tired that is . . . stressed out . . . no social life

Months turned into years and his hair was turning gray,
Jed worked hard while his life slipped away,
Waiting to retire when he turned sixty-four,
Instead he got a call and they escorted him out the door,
Laid-off that is . . . Debreifed . . . Unemployed . . .           

Prove that (2/10) = 2

1. The Science student said:
     "This is impossible"
2. The Commerce student:
      "This is wrong"
3. The Medical student:
     "It's strange!,how it is possible"
4. The Engineering student : "It's so easy!"
                                            ( 2/10)
                                             Two/Ten
 'T' is common, hence = wo/en
Now,
 'W' is the 23rd letter in English and 'O' is the 15th ;
Similarly,
 'E' is 5th and 'N' is 14th .

  Hence (wo/en) = (23+15) / (5+14)
                         = (38/19)
                         = 2


ENGINEERS ARE NEVER WORRIED FOR:
What is the Answer
THEY WILL ONLY ASK:
Which Answer do u Want...........
"THAT IS AN ENGINEER !!"
                                           

Difference between 2-D and 3-D Transformation?

2-D Transformation:-Two dimensional transformation is the process by which we can change the shape,position and direction of any object w.r.t. to any co-ordinate system on background by translation, rotation, scaling and reflection.transformation is described in two categories:

1. Geometric Transformation
2. Co-ordinate Transformation

     

When object itself is moved relative to a stationary co-ordinate system or background, reffered as geometric transformation and applied to each point of the object.And while the co-ordinate system is moved relative to the object and object is held stationary then this process is termed as co-ordinate transformation.

3-D Transformation:-In three dimensional transformation,here we picture an imagionary pen or pointer which the  user commands to move from point to point.We save this pen's current position in some global variables, only now three variables are required : DF-PEN-X,  DF-PEN-Y and DF-PEN-Z, one for each of the three co-ordinates.

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Attitude

Attitude is psychology is defined as evaluative statements or judgement concerning objects,people,or events.Attitude is the way of talking and behaving.However, its significance in our lives is much more.
there are three main components of attitude:
1.Cognitive Component-The rational: opinion/belief.
2.Emotional Component-The Emotive: feelings.
3.Behaviourial Component-An intention to behave is a certain way towards someone/something.
                     Attitude is a way of life.We have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we embrace for that day.aAs they say,the only difference between a good day and bad day, is your attitude.We cannot change our past, or we cannot change the way certain people think.However, the only thing we can possibly change to deal with situations better,is our attitude.                      

                                                                                                     

Prove that papa is equal to mama:-

PROVE THAT -- PAPA=MAMA

Answer:-

1.Art student:- "Out of course"
2.Commerce student:-"Wrong Question"
3.Medical student:-"Its Impossible"
4.Engg. :-Hummmmmmmmmmm
               Its so Simple.....


According to Newtons 2nd law,
         F=MA              --------------------(1)

We know that

Pressure(P)=Force(F)
                  ----------
                    Area(A)
 
P   = F
      ----           ==>    F=PA    ---------------------(2)
       A
 From equation (1) and (2).......
             PA=MA

squaring both sides:----

PAPA=MAMA..........................proved......:)

"Engineers r the species with solution of any problem"
               WE    ROXX.......

How does a Camera capture an image??

The first major component of a camera is the lens.both manual and digital cameras have lenses that work in same way.As you knw lens is of two types i.e convex lens and concave lens.but we always prefer convex lens in case of cameras because convex lens converge the beam of light,we need to focus at single point.

Two types of camera:-

1.Digital Camera

2.Manual Camera

Working of Digital camera:-The photo in the digital camera are ready in the digital format which can computer can easily recognize(0 & 1).The 0's and 1's in a digital camera are kept as string of tiny dots called pixels.

         The image sensor used in digital camera which can convert ight signal into electrical charges can either be charged coupled device(CCD) or a CMOS(complementary metal oxide semi conductor).

Working of Manual Camera:- Base is a film whose one side is glossy(shining) and second side is emulsion.

since picture form on emulsion side because emulsion is a mixture of so many chemicals like H2O(water)+Silver Halide+Gelatin.Emulsion form the image when light passes through lens and falls on emulsion.It will form the image which is called latent image(which is not visible) and further this latent image is to be developed in developer.Since developer is a mixture of so many chemicals and then we have to rinse the film and then again we put this film in the Sodiumthiosulphate solution and then we will get the prominent image which form on negative.

Computers

         A computer is a programmable machine designed to sequentially and automatically carry out a sequence of arithmetic or logical operations. The particular sequence of operations can be changed readily, allowing the computer to solve more than one kind of problem. An important class of computer operations on some computing platforms is the accepting of input from human operators and the output of results formatted for human consumption. The interface between the computer and the human operator is known as the user interface.

Conventionally a computer consists of some form of memory for data storage, at least one element that carries out arithmetic and logic operations, and a sequencing and control element that can change the order of operations based on the information that is stored. Peripheral devices allow information to be entered from an external source, and allow the results of operations to be sent out.

A computer's processing unit executes series of instructions that make it read, manipulate and then store data. Conditional instructions change the sequence of instructions as a function of the current state of the machine or its environment.

The first electronic digital computers were developed in the mid-20th century (1940–1945). Originally, they were the size of a large room, consuming as much power as several hundred modern personal computers (PCs). In this era mechanical analog computers were used for military applications.

Modern computers based on integrated circuits are millions to billions of times more capable than the early machines, and occupy a fraction of the space. Simple computers are small enough to fit into mobile devices, and mobile computers can be powered by small batteries. Personal computers in their various forms are icons of the Information Age and are what most people think of as "computers". However, the embedded computers found in many devices from mp3 players to fighter aircraft and from toys to industrial robots are the most numerous.